It happened in these Woods many years ago.
Exactly how long no one seems to know.
But one thing is for sure it's legacy remains,
at the bottom of the outhouse with Dumpalumpa's remains.

Late at night, you don't feel right, you cannot fight - It's Dumpalumpa
On the bowl, you'll pay the toll, reach for another roll - It's Dumpalumpa
On the can, you don't understand, maybe it was something you ate? - It's Dumpalumpa
Under the ground, 60 feet down, he waits for you - It's Dumpalumpa

Dumpalumpa was a well educated man.
No matter what the situation, he always had a plan.
People respected him and did what he said.
and thats why the settlers wanted him dead.

On your knees, help me please, it's like a disease - It's Dumpalumpa
I don't feel right, it's putting up a fight, I'll be here all night - It's Dumpalumpa
no pain compares, I'm on the stairs, no one cares - It's Dumpalumpa
my pants are down, in the middle of the yard, it's snowing hard - It's Dumpalumpa

(Painfull Screams)

An old man one day found a hole in his lawn,
and ontop of the tomb, he built himself a john.
Now his tomb must be forever be disturbed,
anytime one of us kids needs to take a turd.

Late at night, you don't feel right, you cannot fight - It's Dumpalumpa
On the bowl, you'll pay the toll, reach for another roll - It's Dumpalumpa
On the can, you don't understand, maybe it was something you ate? - It's Dumpalumpa
Under the ground, 60 feet down, he waits for you - It's Dumpalumpa

(Painfull Screams)